Another one bites the dust

After five years together, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are calling it a day.  How sad, they seemed a genuinely loved-up couple back in the day.  I guess five years is pretty good going in celeb-land though.

On the subject of couples going down the pan:

Doesn’t seem to be much evidence of smiling, shaving or washing of hair in Twilight paradise. Oh dear.