Eternal 16-year-old Avril Lavigne is the latest celebrity to launch her own perfume. She says: “Creating this fragrance is a fun process and I am looking forward to sharing it with everyone.” Oh please. I can’t imagine this obnoxious brat wanting to share anything with anyone. Famous for snubbing her fans, gobbing at photographers and cancelling shows to go out partying, the only fragrance I can imagine her sharing is the stench of spit, vodka and 3-day-old eyeliner.
Who the hell buys celebrity fragrances anyway? Seriously, who actually bought Jade Goody’s piss in a bottle and made it a best-seller? Although saying that, someone once got me J-Lo’s ‘Glow’ for christmas and I actually liked it, and used up the whole bottle. Oh my god, next I’ll be telling you that I have all of Avril’s albums. Shit! Stop reading! There’s a lovely post about Lily Allen being a drunk idiot below, go read that.