Golden Globes dresses!

In no particular order, let’s take a look at this year’s hits and misses…

First of all, Angie-Jo wore colour. Actual colour. All over her. And she does sort of look like Ariel’s fin but we can look past this because the woman looks so much more alive when she steps away from the black.

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Angelina Jolie is a very good person, in case you didn’t realise

Now, anyone who knows me, and knows Car Crash Culture, knows that I love Angelina Jolie.

I was vehemently defending her the other day when a friend and I were having a conversation about who is more inspirational/gorgeous/all round awesome – Angelina or Cheryl Cole.

Anyway, I wander from my original point which is, I love Angelina Jolie.  I’d probably worship her all the more fervently if she experimented more with colour, but you catch my drift.

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Miaow!


Jennifer Aniston must have walked past or something…

So there’s talk of Angelina Jolie, aka Queen of the Universe, being cast as the next cat woman.

Well duh!  Just look at her.  She has what must be the most gorgeously feline face in the world.  Sigh… sorry where was I?  My eyes keep wondering back to the picture.

Seriously, I think the role would suit her perfectly.  Not just because of her looks but because she’s really quite good at smouldering and kicking arse while not saying a great deal.  

Take Wanted as an example.  She’s always pouting, and looking great, all while shooting someone in the head or breaking their back, but she only ever utters a line every half hour. 

Not that she can’t deliver lines, as her performance in Girl, Interrupted proves.  Therefore if she’s going to be type-cast as the hot-but-mysteriously-tormented-action-goddess, so be it!

Either way the woman is going to win with this.  After all, the Razzie-winning version that starred Halle Berry is not going to be hard to beat is it?

A press conference for Angelina’s twins


Updated: What next, a press conference when she farts?

I know this blog is light hearted and bitchy, but upon hearing that Angelina Jolie’s doctor is giving a press conference later today, I’m worried.

Celebrities don’t give press conferences to simply announce a birth do they?  Usually it’s just a press statement, on a piece of paper.

I’ve read rumours on the grapevine that one of her twins, a girl, has been monitored throughout the pregnancy because she has a heart condition. This would explain why we haven’t seen much of Angelina recently.

Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Angelina and her babies are ok.  As I said before, I love this woman.  She’s done so much for children around the world, so it would be tragic if anything were to happen to one of her own.

*Update*

The press conference was just to say that everything is ok, and Angelina is resting in hospital. 

Now, either Angelina has a doctor who fancied basking in some press attention or she has some serious notions of self grandeur.  I mean yeah, she’s Angelina Jolie, but a whole press conference just to state that?  Lame.

Well… I guess you saw my caring side up there… I… er… the bitching will commence!