I’m making my Christmas list early this year

kermit

You know, the best thing about the fashion industry is that it really does cater for everyday life.  I mean who could actually live without a coat made from mini kermit corpses?

animal

And hands up who feels simply naked if they pop out for milk without the head of a pink fluffy monster drummer on top of their own nonce?

Actually, I can take the piss all I want, but my mum once gave me a cardigan that looked exactly like Animal from the muppets for my birthday.

I was a student at the time and thought I could get away with it.  I even wore it to lectures once or twice.  There were a lot of people at my university who gave up drugs shortly after that.

3 thoughts on “I’m making my Christmas list early this year

  1. It’s like a nightmare – walking down the street and realising you’re half naked! What would be more embarrassing, to stay as you are or cover up with a kermit coat?

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