You all must have heard by now that Jennifer and John Mayer have called it quits. It’s no wonder really, they were three months in and already the magazines headlines were screaming about babies and marriage. Anyway, although the media like to portay Jennifer as this, old, desperate spinster (lord forbid a WOMAN be single at 40!) it turns out she dumped him for cheating.
You see, that is totally why I couldn’t go out with a gorgeous, famous, talented musician (and of course dozens have begged for my hand in marriage) – I’d be worried the whole time about what he was doing!
But, apparently, Jen has moved on quickly to the fine specimen in the picture above. Well, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for farting I suppose. If you recognise him, it may be because he’s the hot male model that appears in Britney Spear’s Toxic video.
Mind you, there are now sources that say he’s not dating Jennifer but has put the rumour out there to get some publicity. Dirty. Well, if I was Jennifer I would at least ring him and tell him to play out his part of the deal! It’s only fair!