Madonna and Guy are not getting divorced. For now.

So maybe Madonna and Guy are not getting a divorce.  Ritchie’s mum spoke to the media denying the rumours and apparently he’s planning to throw a lavish birthday party for her grand Madgeness in a couple of months. 

Maybe they just need publicity for their next film/tour/album/plan to conquer the world.  You know, because she’s quite poor and needs the money.


And is that a bulge I see?!

Either way the press is going mad speculating about it.  I don’t actually give a damn, I just wish she’d stop thrusting her 50-year-old crotch in our faces all the time.

Seriously, I was totally obsessed with Madonna when I was a teenager.  I wanted to be her.  But now … there’s just something a bit disturbing about a woman licking her lips seductively and wearing a leotard when she’s nearing pensioner age.

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